“I like sweat-shirt-and-ripped-jeans beauty. That’s what ‘Wonderland’ is about. It’s not about hot girls. It’s about a girl who does it for you. People always thought that was a make-out song, but it’s really about loving every part of someone like they’re a jungle gym. It’s not just tits and ass and pussy. Sex is so utilitarian. Foreplay is like a sixty-four-count box of crayons and a couple different types of paper. Sex is like banging a Coke can with a mallet.”

-John Mayer, in Rolling Stone, November 27, 2003