E-mail to Stephen:

Spike to Giles (after saving him from being choked by a vampire): “What, Watcher? Did your life flash before your eyes? ‘Cuppa tea… cuppa tea… almost got shagged… cuppa tea…’”

I love Spike. Really.

E-mail from Stephen:

You’re a buffy nerd!

It’s true. And it’s most certainly not my fault! The stupid F/X channel is to blame. They play two episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer back to back in the middle of the day - a time when I just happen to be sitting on the sofa, feeding Ryan or whatever. So, season four was ending (not that I knew that) and season five was starting, and then they introduced Glory and I was just sunk. I actually had tears when Buffy “died.”

(Just shut up. I know what you’re thinking, and it’s probably all true. But just shut up about it!)

If this weren’t bad enough, I went out tonight and bought the DVD boxed set for season five so I could make S. watch it. We watched two episodes, and (sshhhh!) I think he might have liked it! (He’ll never admit to it, though.) That’s fine; I’ll watch it and he can pretend to make fun of it. It’s just too fun.

Don’t call between noon and 2p,
michelle